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ashley - 21 - aquarius

Apparently it’s a thing to crochet sweaters for turtles

kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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felix-rain:

pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

Et tu

awkwardvagina:

Omg,

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

  • This was one of my favorite teachers ever, he didn't believe in homework and was just the coolest dude ever

  • Teacher:

    I won't be here tomorrow so I left worksheets for the teacher to give you.

  • Kid:

    why can't we watch a movie?

  • Teacher:

    because the school board doesn't like us to show you movies that don't have anything to do with the curriculum. They say that movies are for home and we need to keep your home life separate from your school life.

  • Me:

    then why do they give us homework?

  • Whole class:

    .....

  • Teacher:

    .....

  • President:

    .....

  • Miley Cyrus:

    ....

  • Me:

    ....

  • Teacher:

    Samantha, please. Whatever you do. Bring this up with the principal because that's the best argument I have ever heard.

"better get off Tumblr now"

lumos5001:

disneyismyescape:

bacon-and-cute-butts:

image"but wait what is that?!"

so accurate it hurts

and in that moment i swear we were all olaf

palegem:

Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

willowbambi:

This is so moving