add me guys: amhtwisted
being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away
How many Time Lords does it take to open a door
3 to scan it and a companion to actually open it.
nine would’ve had that shit sorted
nine needed to be in the 50th
He would’ve just kicked down the door.
finish this sentence: m
y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.
What the actual fuck
My dad dated David Tennants sister when I was 9 and I was best fiends with her daughter so when I went to have a sleepover at her house David Tennant made me tea but I was unaware he was the doctor because I was only 9 and I cry about it a lot.
Oh my god
more importantly, you could have been david tennant’s niece